THE JOYS OF SEX TOYS: FROM A-Z (Cont)
Clitoral stimulators: Something to tickle your
fanny… these are toys specifically designed to come in direct
contact with the clitoris to stimulate it in an erotic manner.
There is a whole variety of clitoral stimulators available and
include the strap-on “butterflies”, classic dildos
or vibrators with extra clitoral nubs and penis rings with clitoral
extensions.
Cock ring/erection ring: No, this is not intended
as jewelry for your most prized possession. This is a rubber or
metal doughnut-shaped device, or leather strap, that is worn around
the base of the penis (and sometimes testicles) to give him a
firmer handle on his erections (although some men wear them 24/7).
A word of caution – make sure it’s not too tight or
small that you end up strangling Dick when he gets excited.
Cyberskin™: An extremely realistic skin-like
material used in many sex toys.
Desensitizer: If he’s a premature shooter
and you are set on getting more bump for your buck, this is your
solution. Also very handy when you get into anal play.
Dildo (or dong): If you are not fortunate enough
to have a real penis, i.e. one that is still attached to the man,
at your disposal, the second best option is a fake solid penis,
or dildo, some resembling the real McCoy complete with bulging
veins. Apart from mimicking the real deal, dongs also come in
a dazzling array of styles, shapes and sizes. They also come in
a variety of materials, including silicone, glass, jelly, and
latex. Who said beggars cannot be choosers? However, apart from
the slight (debatable) disadvantage of not having a man attached
to it, dildos can do the job just as well. Use them in sex play
or masturbation, insert them into the vagina, mouth or anus, or
if you really want to, of course you can also display it on the
mantle piece.
Double dildo: Not quite twins – this model
has two penis-like heads on opposite sides of the shaft (no, this
one does not exist in real life) to double up on pleasure if you’re
in the mood for a back to back session.
Extenders/PPAs: If you need to increase your
reach, pull one of these over your penis like a condom and vola!
Your pride-and-joy now has an orgasmic three-inch dildo on the
end – deeper pleasure guaranteed.
Female pumps: Don’t get your hopes up
– this has nothing to do with increasing your bust size.
Also known as clitoris and/or breast pumps, these toys come with
a suction cup that is either placed over the clitoral area or
the nipple. Once this sucker has gotten its grip, a vibrating
stimulator is turned on which then send pulsating vibes to the
cup… oh-la-la, suck baby, suck! (or is that pulse baby,
pulse!)
Fetish wear: Think leather, think black, think
kinky – tantalizing, tempting, erotic wear and alluring
lingerie for those who feel the need to seduce while wearing something
sexy, or something simply outrageous – usually the case
in S&M and bondage play.
Flogger: Pretty much the same as a whip, only
with a lot more whack. A flogger has more than one strand of leather
on the end to ensure proper punishing – whip that big ass
baby!
French tickler: The studded version of the standard
condom to give added stimulation to the entire vaginal region
during sex. They’re usually not certified for birth control
or disease prevention.
G-spot stimulator: Dildo or vibrator with a
sting – it has a bent tip that is specially shaped to touch
and arouse the G-spot when placed in the vagina.
Gag: If your bright idea of stuffing your briefs
into your submissive partner’s mouth to shut her up is not
working, using a gag is definitely recommended. Made from leather
or cloth, it is guaranteed not to taste or smell anything like
sweaty bum crack.
Harness: In short, it’s pretty much the
same thing as a cowboy’s holster – it just does not
hold a revolver, but a strap-on dildo or butt plug instead. (Hey
cowboy! If you show me how to cock your revolver, I’ll show
you how to revolve my cock...)
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