THE JOYS OF ADULT SEX TOYS: FROM A-Z
GLOSSARY
Anal beads/balls: Anal/vaginal beads look pretty much like a cheap
plastic necklace. It gets shoved up your ass or vagina and pulled
out as you reach orgasm for an oh-so-awesome sensation.
Arm binders: Heavy-duty restraints, most of
the time leather, that bind both arms behind the willing sex victim’s
back. Some resemble large gloves that pull up over both arms and
buckle around the shoulders (no, definitely not suited for fisting
– just in case you were wondering). Other arm binders are
straps that go down the middle of the back and have attached wrist
cuffs, for that extra bit of tightness.
BDSM play: A sexual cocktail for those who enjoy
things on the rough side – add the following ingredients
to taste: bondage and discipline, add to that domination and submission,
with a dash of sadomasochism.
Ben Wa balls: A pair of plum-sized orbs meant
to be inserted into the vagina to stir up the sensations –
kind of the inverted version of the male testicles.
Blindfold: Up for a bit of power play? This
is an easy way to get started with bondage play – the blinded
person surrenders to the sexual seduction of the partner by going
“blind”. Also a great idea if your sex partner is
not the most arousing site.
Blow-up dolls: “Not tonight, I have a
headache,” is a thing of the past. No more lonely mornings
after you were too drunk to manage a pickup the previous night
out. Blow-up dolls can come complete with a vagina, rectum, penis
and mouth – a particularly great gift if you want to embarrass
your best mate at his 21st birthday party.
Body bags: Think of it as a large, very large
condom that fits snuggly over the entire body. Normally made out
of leather or spandex, body bags (also known as sleep sacks) are
not the ultimate safe sex solution. Resembling a tightly tailored
sleeping bag, body bags takes bondage to the extreme, leaving
you with no motion whatsoever. To make things interesting, many
have openings for genitals or nipples, so your bottom can be tickled
or tortured while you are rolled up tightly.
Bondage toys: If you’re into erotic power
games, the dominant partner (the top) will make use of gags, blindfolds,
and restraints to discipline the submissive partner (the bottom)
into subservience – you naughty, naughty boy.
The bottom: The sod at bottom of the sex chain
of command – mostly with reference to BDSM relationships.
Some people are just suckers for sexual suffering. Yeah, ooh,
baby…give it to me!
Bullet: Not the kind that requires arms licensing,
and there is also no shooting involved – well, not under
normal circumstances at least. This bullet, about the size of
a fat thumb, refers to a tiny vibrator that is inserted right
into the vagina or anus.
Butterfly: This is a special kind of vibrator
that is designed to be worn against the clitoris, held in place
by straps – a fanny tickle that is guaranteed to cause a
flutter.
Butt plug: Well, more descriptive one cannot
actually get. It is exactly what it describes to be – a
plug for your butt (with no particular reference to bathrooms).
Anal plugs are often the preferred toys for anal stimulation,
because they have a cap at one end to prevent the object from
being swallowed up and lost in the dungeons of darkness by an
over-eager rectum. They are flexible rubber or jelly and range
in size from minute to monster. Using a butt plug instead of other
objects will prevent a very embarrassing early morning trip to
the emergency room. Although some self-made sexperts can be very
inventive with substitutions, it is definitely not recommended.
Imagine trying to explain just how exactly the soup ladle managed
to get stuck up your ass in that particular position.
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