THE JOYS OF SEX TOYS: FROM A-Z (Cont)
PPAS (Penile Projection Assistants): The best
way to launch your rocket much deeper with immediate and guaranteed
results. Slide it over your 10cm willy to instantly transform
it into a 25cm monster cock. Ideal for those nights that you’ve
run out of Viagra.
Realistic: Yes, let’s be realistic –
the closest most people will ever get to shag a porn star is if
they buy a mouded sex toy version of an actual porn star’s
penis or vagina, called a realistic.
Restraints: Anything that is used to tie down
your partner during bondage sexual play – ropes, silk scarves,
handcuffs, ribbons…
Riding crop: If you like to ride a penis like
a pony, this small equestrian whip used in sexual power play is
just the thing for you.
STIs (sexually transmitted infections): Something
you don’t want to end up with if you’ve cheated on
your partner – or at all for that matter. It is any disease
that’s transmitted during sexual intercourse (anal, oral
or vaginal). Such diseases include AIDS (HIV), Chlamydia, genital
herpes genital warts (HPV), gonorrhea, hepatitis B, crab lice,
syphilis and trichomoniasis.
Sexual aid (AKA sex toy): The generally accepted
term for any device used for sexual stimulation.
Silicone: The cashmere of sex toy materials
– it’s nonporous, has great texture, can be moulded
in stunning detail, is hypoallergenic and retains body heat.
Strap-on: A penis-envy lesbian’s favourite
sex companion – a dildo or butt plug inserted into a plastic
or leather harness to wear on your hips, thigh, pelvis, chest
or even your face to penetrate a partner. The strap-on can allow
more realistic intercourse than hand-held toys. Men can of course
also use this – imagine how much fun you can have with two
dicks.
Swing: In this case swing does not refer to
partner swopping sex parties. This is an actual swing that hangs
from a high-strength spring and rotating eyebolt (usually included),
from a ceiling which allows the users an incredible range of new
and exciting sexual positions. The seat, back and stirrups are
padded for your comfort, and the instruction manual suggests many
sexual positions. Just make sure you hang it from a secure and
strong enough place.
Titilizer: The kind of sexy breast jewellery
you would want to wear looped around your nipples if you want
to play up your cup size to warm up your sexual partner.
Tongue: This is a vibrator shaped like an extended
human tongue (fascinating, isn’t it?) with the advantage
of not being attached to a nervous partner. So, you can stick
it in any sexually stimulating orifice for as long and deep as
you want. It also moves at variable speeds.
The top: The person who takes control in BDSM
(see above) sexual relationship – in other words, the one
that cracks the whip and punishes the pussy.
Vaginal stimulator: See masturbator
Vibrator: It’s all in the name –
any sexual toy that vibrates, in most cases at varying speeds,
and the easiest tool for a woman to reach orgasm with when used
on the clitoris. Vibrators sometimes also resemble gyrating dildos
which can be used anally and vaginally, and some even have an
attachment for simultaneous clitoral stimulation. For the more
discerning sex toy shopper who prefer something more discreet
or less frightening, there are vibrators that look like lipsticks,
butterflies and even seashells (easy to slip into the handbag
to carry around unobtrusively for those quickie sessions during
your lunch break).
Whip: The general term used for a sex toy used
to discipline or strike a partner for erotic sensation (see floggers,
riding crops).
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